"Girls are ugly with short hair!"
I can’t hear you
over the sound
of how beautiful
these women look
You sexist asshole
i would hang out with you but i already told my clubpenguin boyfriend we could go to the pizza parlour tonight (: sorry haha, another time?
kissing is great
but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel
So today I was sitting alone at school and some guy came up to me and said he was doing a lab for his bio class and asked if he could check my pulse and write it down. So he held my hand with one hand and had two fingers from his other hand on my wrist and after awhile he goes “we’re holding hands.”
He’s not in biology.
That smooth motherfucker
damn right that boy isn’t in biology
that’s straight up chemistry
I’ll just watch one
Lesbians ruined flannels for me.
Homophobes ruined society for me.
Reblog if your URL doesn’t have the word ‘mermaid’, ‘angel’, ‘hipster’, ‘cunt, ‘unicorn’, ‘nigger’, ‘faggot’, ‘slut’ or ‘whore’ in it.
We’ve got class.
goddammit so close
*organizes life at 3am*
my parents fucking lied
talking to strangers on the internet was the best decision of my life