- dog: *barks*
- me: chill
bugs are so dumb like you can fly but you still manage to get eaten by my cat
i imagine severus snape going to the afterlife and seeing lily for the first time and he’s all happy but then lily starts repeatedly kicking snape in the shins and screeching “how dare you treat my son that way" and that’s basically their relationship for all eternity
And then Alice and Frank Longbottom appear and Snape can only go “oh shit” before they unleash their wrath yelling to him about how he treated Neville
people run “aesthetic blogs” where they just reblog pics of like neon lights and pools of water and weird textures and stuff and i don’t really get it but i like to look at those blogs, it’s nice to know that you guys are out there, always silent, never getting into fights, just reblogging pics of wrinkled plastic bags… keep doing ur thing
"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"
all posts after 2am and before 7am shall be forgiven.
The Harry Potter fandom is allowed one “Ireland will win, but Krum will catch the snitch” joke per major muggle sporting event. It comes with the territory.
do you ever just love an actor so much that sometimes all you can do is post their name in all caps because you literally cannot handle them
Tumblr started a petition to shut down 4chan
-slowly covers face-
oh my god this is incredible